Fairly Offensive Invitations

I just finished these invites for a friend who is throwing a Robbie Burns Supper. I guess it's a celebration of Robbie Burns, a Scottish poet, where you have a dinner on or near his birthday, and then read poetry, wear plaid, and drink scotch; the braver Robbie Burns Supper hosts serve haggis. This girl is not necessarily known for being politically correct (though she IS known for being incredibly hilarious), so we went for in invite that would get people's attention and would also clue them in to the spirit of the evening. The kids going to this are mostly in law school, so this host and I thought that an analogy would be funny (remember those from the SAT/LSAT/GRE/etc.?).
Here's the front (I don't know if you can see it, but the letters are plaid):
...and the inside: